Plenty of fish
“I was in bed with this girl, and we were kind of dirty talking about the things she wanted to do. Then she goes, ‘Will you take me deep sea fishing?’ Uhhh, what?” --Ben, 40
First of all, no one wants to hear about fish in bed, unless you’re this guy. Also, I don’t trust a woman who isn’t afraid of mercury poisoning.
Rock of ages
“In college, a one-night stand said, ‘I’m f*cking you like a stone, like a rock. Tell me I’m your favorite rock!’” --Amanda, 34
Just in case you wanted to know what sex with Dwayne Johnson was like. Or maybe Keith Richards... or Jagger. Definitely Jagger, but only if he had the moves.