Bruce Willis, Jason Statham, Mr. Clean...
"He should just keep being an awesome person. The hair is no big deal."
Because being awesome > being hairy. Letting it go was popular with 40% of the women polled.
"Wear a hat as often as possible."
Four percent of women polled don't ever want to see male-patterned baldness. Unless...
Size > hair
"Embrace it, and flash a winning smile. If he's confident, hair (or lack thereof) is easy to overlook. Besides -- if he's well endowed down below, I can be more forgiving of what's on top."
Because size trumps hair. Every time.
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Nicole Caldwell is Thrillist's Sex & Dating Editor and isn't gonna lie -- she likes a full head of hair.