"This guy smells so bad"
-- M., 25
Sometimes strippers wears a ton of perfume so civilians can't smell our BO; and sometimes the stripper wears a ton of perfume so that she can’t smell yours.
Dudes. Ladies. Take an effing shower before you venture in for some semi-naked friction. Really, the lappy will be better for both of us if you don't reek of whatever you rolled in earlier. And if you happen to be so smelly, I might decline your request for a private dance altogether (oh yes, that has happened). Because I can't make money for the rest of the shift if you've essentially skunked up my skin.
"That was exactly what I needed"
-- Sagan, 25
We all need a little tenderness. And since women are seen as natural nurturers, it makes sense that people of all genders feel safe enough to seek out some gentle touch from a scantily clad lady. I call these strippers "underwear therapists," as we provide judgment-free ears to listen to your woes, or otherwise give a good scalp rub or shoulder massage.
"I had a very rugged man come in after a long day of masonry and while I was giving him a dance I was thinking to myself how wonderful it must feel to have a soft, sweet, and bubbly lady all over you after a long day of hard labor. I found so much joy in that moment and for men who are truly lonely getting to feel that someone cares. It's important and I am truly thankful I get to provide that for the world." -- Lolita, 23