Hear that, guys? You're stressing out 39.2% of women with your petty bullshit. 11.8% of women agree that having young children around also impedes their sex lives, which really sheds some light on why my parents seemed so upset when I'd ask them to sleep in their bed.
The survey failed to mention the impact of wearing a dumb white hat during a sexual encounter, but we have to assume it's a bad idea. For shame, stock couple in our main image. For shame.
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Jeremy Glass is a writer for Thrillist and legitimately doesn't even wear a hat outside.