There’s no need for you to think this is “daring.” You're no risk-taker -- you're just kind of being gross.
Who are you shaving for?
When I shave, it’s for you. I’d rather just go Tarzan and enjoy a full bush, but y’all don’t want that. I find it awkward that dudes want me to look like a pre-teen, but it’s not that hard to shave and I’m willing to make that sacrifice, if I like you enough.
For you, it’s a different story. It’s a dangerous proposition. Do you enjoy being hair-free, or is this something you think I want? Please, don’t do it for me, if that’s the reason. If you like hairlessness, great. I have no issue with your naked balls if you truly love them.
However, I highly doubt you bent into an unfathomable yoga pose to clean-shave your balls, with a straight razor, for your own enjoyment. No, you definitely did that because you thought it was what I wanted. I don’t want it.