For you, it’s a different story. It’s a dangerous proposition. Do you enjoy being hair-free, or is this something you think I want? Please, don’t do it for me, if that’s the reason. If you like hairlessness, great. I have no issue with your naked balls if you truly love them.
However, I highly doubt you bent into an unfathomable yoga pose to clean-shave your balls, with a straight razor, for your own enjoyment. No, you definitely did that because you thought it was what I wanted. I don’t want it.
How do you not hurt yourself?
Seriously, I’m genuinely asking. When you take your pants off and I see a wrinkly scrotum sans hair, I’m curious as to HOW this was even possible. Balls are so delicate. A razor should be nowhere near them. How do you manage to stretch them to the point where they can even be shaved? I feel like your hands would be shaking like crazy given the pressure