In fact, whenever I think back to the those few months of really good, super-hot sex, the first thing that pops into my mind is that guy’s shaved sack. I have so many questions, so many unanswered queries that I want to voice. But I didn't dare bring it up, as I didn't want to offend him. I mean, if a guy asked me about my unsavory hair situation, I would definitely be offended.
Why do you do this?
Mr. Over Manscaper, why do you do this? Why do you take the time to shave your pubes down to this stubbly mess? They're too coarse to ever be completely smooth, and the stubble is giving me a rash.
You shouldn't have five o’clock shadow on your testicles. It’s weird. When I look down and see that there isn’t any hair, I wonder how long it took and what compelled you to make the effort.
There’s no need for you to think this is “daring.” You're no risk-taker -- you're just kind of being gross.
Who are you shaving for?
When I shave, it’s for you. I’d rather just go Tarzan and enjoy a full bush, but y’all don’t want that. I find it awkward that dudes want me to look like a pre-teen, but it’s not that hard to shave and I’m willing to make that sacrifice, if I like you enough.