What do I do if I’m put off by my partner’s, um, odor?
Welp, good luck, my friend. This is a conversation that NO ONE likes to have. But, unfortunately, you need to have it. That is, if you want to keep habitually sexing this person.
Sadly, some people in this world aren’t the freshest below the belt, for whatever reason. It could be improper hygiene, or it could be due to body chemistry that needs to be properly maintained, or could be for reasons that are entirely out of their control. You could plug your nose and bear it, but sex should be fun for everyone involved. And while that’s mighty chivalrous of you, you’re probably going to get tired of that real fast (your partner, meanwhile, might get a little weirded out by you clamping your nostrils shut) .
The important thing to remember is to be sensitive. A simple, “Baby that’s some dank shit” might not be the route you want to take. I suggest swinging more compassionate. Try complimenting the things you do enjoy first to soften the blow, and then politely point out that sometimes it’s not exactly Downy’s Summer Rain down there. Make sure your partner knows you enjoy pleasing them and want to keep doing it, and that this is merely a suggestion… but seriously, they need to hose that shit down, stat, if they want your head to keep making the trip down south.