"Basically I thought you just put your weenus in the girl's belly button while you kiss her, then her belly button starts massaging it, sort of like a wet shiatsu massage machine." - Andrew, 33
Literal blow jobs
“I used to think a blow job entailed, quite literally, a lady exhaling air onto genitalia. Which doesn't sound altogether terrible?” - Matthew, 34
There's a lot to learn from Freddie Prinze Jr.
"In early middle school I used to really like this move called Down to You starring Julia Stiles and Freddie Prinze Jr. I probably shouldn't have been watching it at that age, but I did. So at one point Julia tells Freddie Jr. (the two are dating and in love) that she 'slept with' another guy at a party (who happened to be named Jim Morrison, but that's beside the point). He then gets really angry, she's all sad and apologetic, there are lots of tears, they break up.