"The novelty had already worn off and I was deeply unexcited to spend another night on our cheap green couch."
“Last night wasn’t as bad,” chirped my girlfriend, uncharacteristically chipper.
“I heard Pinky yelling at someone,” I said.
“I didn’t hear anything. I actually feel asleep pretty fast… probably from the whiskey.”
“Did you have any nightmares?”
The novelty had already worn off and I was deeply unexcited to spend another night on our cheap green couch.
Night three I laid awake and listened to my girlfriend snore from the other room. Seemed like she got over her distaste for sleeping alone pretty fast. I turned on the TV and watched two episodes of Rick and Morty. Such a funny show. I fell asleep with the TV on and had a dream that Drake wanted to celebrate New Year’s Eve together. I can’t remember the last part of the dream, but I woke up just as it was getting good.