Oh good, you work out and are actively taking steps to not wear a tire of Bud Light around your midsection. She noticed your gym bag on the floor last time, though -- those were different sweaty clothes hanging out of it, right? Like, that’s not what that smell is?
Now that you’ve graduated from U of A (six years ago), a bedside mini fridge that allows you to snag a Yuengling without emerging from your duvet is a sign of laziness, immaturity, and perhaps early onset alcoholism. If you brew your own beer, this is an interesting topic of discussion; but store the fruits of your labor in the refrigerator that’s, you know, in your kitchen.
This one is a catch 22. Dusting is the last chore on everyone’s list because it seems less urgent than, let's say, laundry or sponging unidentifiable hairs off the bathroom sink. But if you put off cleaning continuously, she will notice dust bunnies collecting on your floor, ceiling fan, and subsequently her socks, which is foul. Here’s why you can’t win: if your room is so clean you could confidently lick the windowsill, your obvious neurosis might alarm her.