The hooch in your hand is a dead giveaway about the type of guy you are. Here's the lowdown on what your beverage of choice is broadcasting.
Scotch, bourbon or anything brown ordered neat or on the rocks: consider yourself in the beverage know if you can differentiate between single malts and blends, have a considered brand of choice, or can describe what “smoky” vs. “peaty” is, though hopefully only when alone or when doing your best a-hole impression. To women, sipping on this conjures images of you installed in a mahogany-paneled room, balancing your tumbler on the arm of a leather chair, while you smoke cigars with the other 1%ers.
Ever seen the long-legged beauties on the arms of the custom suit, cufflinked crowd that populate cigar clubs? If you've answered no, congratulations on missing every movie, TV show, magazine, billboard, print ad, website, and sandwich board to be produced during the last 50 years.
This is a man who comes across as self-assured, mature, and has an appreciation of the finer things in life -- even if they're just the chicks he's tricked into thinking he does.