Women have set the bar sky high for swiping right -- approximately 35,000ft high. Newly released Tinder research shows that pilots are cleaning up as the app’s most-right-swiped male profession.
To the dismay of Jewish mothers everywhere, doctors came in third and lawyers hold a paltry 11th place ranking. For shame! So the questions remains, why are women giving pilots permission to land?
Sweet wheels, bro. But does it fly? Even the nicest car pales in comparison to a commercial airliner. Sure, there may be some phallic symbolism at play here. Obviously planes, if nothing else, resemble giant flying dicks. But beyond that, there’s something super sexy about a man who knows how to, you know, keep it up (!).
Dressed to impress
Women love uniforms: they're like wrapping paper for people! And a man in uniform? Swoon. Sometimes taking said uniform off is just as -- if not more -- fun as the gift inside. Plus, uniforms suggest a level of expertise (turn-on) and mastery (turn-on). Pilot uniforms are vaguely military in nature too, evoking a sense of authority a girl would be remiss not to obey. No one wants to end up on the No Fly List.
O captain! My captain!
Pilots have absolute dominion over their aircrafts. Whatever the pilot says, goes. And some women are into that. Power is sexy -- especially when it can get you a free upgrade from economy to first class.
Perfume from Paris? A handbag from Milan?! Yes and yes, please. Duty-free airport shopping means you can skip the tax on your latest splurge-worthy purchase. Even better if he can foot the bill.