5. So much of The Cigarettes
I would say that I literally can’t understand why anyone in this day and age smokes cigarettes, but I guess if I had several mandatory fifteen-minute breaks with nothing to do, I’d also take up the most disgusting habit in the world.
6. So much of The Drinking
Actual quote about the restaurant industry from a waiter I dated: “If your manager buys you a shot, you have to do it.” Yes, he said, even if you’re taking a night/ day/week/month/lifetime off of drinking, it is unacceptable to be like, “Oh, thanks man, but I’m not doing shots tonight.” I find this hard to believe, but apparently THESE ARE THE RULES, and I am a moron for doubting them.