Bret Michaels was the best bachelor on Earth
The problem with The Bachelor is that it culls its contestants from real life. Really boring guys with really boring jobs who make really boring decisions. You have management consultants, bartenders, farmers, and software salespeople. Yawn City, USA.
Each new bachelor has been more unremarkable than the last. Rock of Love, on the other hand, starred Bret Michaels: the highly emotional, charismatic, balls-to-wall, diabetic lead singer of Poison.
Bret wasn’t just there for love, but everything in between... oh, and also love. In the three seasons of the show, Bret expressed his interest in the dozens of women who showed up by unabashedly making out with every contestant upon first meeting them, commenting on their “smokin’ hot" bodies, and happily accepting his fair share of sexual advances from anyone who offered.