Attention, single ladies everywhere! Yes, I am talking to you!
Can we talk for a second? Something has been on my mind. Call me paranoid all you want -- but it seems to me that the second a lady gets into a relationship, the squad goes MIA.
I'm sorry to call all the single ladies out like this. I don't know if you're meaning to be dicks, or if your behavior is just coming off as dick-ish by proxy. As a gal with a boo, I just think you need to know about a few things here. We coupled girls still want to chill with you. Having a boyfriend doesn't make us lepers, OK?
Coupling off doesn't mean I'm codependent
I still want to do things with you guys. Coupled people have interests outside of relationship-land. We are not in high school or college anymore. Boyfriends are no longer douche-monkeys we chase around like sad puppies. It's not about bragging about a relationship and it's not the bullshit "You'll find someone someday, sweetie" card (even though you guys will because you are badass).