On the run
"He was driving me home, did a stupid, illegal move, and got pulled over. He decided to run from the police (with me in the car). He tried to pull into a driveway and hide, but they found us. Anyway, they put us both in handcuffs while they searched the car.
"They ended up giving me a ride home, and took him to jail. Apparently it was a stolen car. I never saw him again, as he was extradited to another state for outstanding warrants. So that was exciting." -Bewarethewulf
No butts about it
"He picked some fluff out his bum crack, asked me if I knew what it was, then sniffed it. I just got up and walked away. I couldn't even make an excuse to leave." -evilnoodle84
"In my early 20s a guy invited me to pizza. The bill for the pizza and two drinks was like $17. Hey, I'm cool and expected to go Dutch and gave him a $20 bill. He paid and didn't offer me change. He fucking kept the change. I was too shocked to ask [for] it. No second date." -enladistancia
"A guy once asked me if I wanted to see what he did for work, and took me to a pyramid-scheme seminar. It was for insurance recruiting and the people there were so fucking judgmental when I said I wouldn't sign up. After this, he drove me to Tim Hortons. It was 'RRRoll Up the Rim' season. My cup won a coffee, and when I got up to go to the bathroom, he took the slip and told me he broke even." -shrinkingvi0let