Where he is now: He tells his friends and family that he "just wants to find a great girl and settle down," but he continuously takes out great girls, lets them know he's a "really nice guy," and then totally chickens out of making any real commitment.
The bright side: The next time some assclown tells you he's a "nice guy,” you now know to RUN in the other direction.
11. The Weed Dealer
The Weed Dealer is the staple of every college girl's dating experience. Right? Right??
He wore a drug rug, probably had dreadlocks, and was always in a super-chill mood. He wasn't exactly attractive; but you needed weed, he was around, and was always super-nice to you.
After mimicking the plot of Dazed and Confused for several months, you realized this guy's lack of aspirations and all his illegal activity did not exactly make him husband material. So, you sent him on his merry way, no hard feelings.
Where he is now: He's pursuing a master's degree in philosophy, contemplating the universe's vastness. He's recently started mixing electronic music and his EP is "coming out soon."