What he’s doing now: He's still a waiter. Duh. He did recently play a dead body on an episode of SVU, so that's something, I guess.
The bright side: You're not dating a waiter anymore.
6. The Party Boy With a Drinking Problem
He was the life of the party, downed shots like it was his job, and usually ended up in a fight. After college, he just kept on going out like he was 23.
This dude walked the line between being a guy who liked to have a good time and a full-blown alcoholic. At some point, you realized the party would never be over for him -- and that it was definitely, most certainly over for you.
Where he is now: He got fired from his finance job after blacking out at the holiday party, screaming that white men are the most disenfranchised group in America, and passing out in a corner. He's looking for a new job, if you know anyone who's hiring.