The bright side: There is nothing attractive about a pseudo-intellectual with a God complex and beer belly.
12. The "Nice" Guy
Newsflash: Any guy who says he's a nice guy IS NOT A NICE GUY. He took you to dinner, paid for everything, and said all the right things. He wanted you to know he's a "really good guy" and "isn't like the other guys you've dated." He did this to lull you into a false sense of security so he could have sex with you.
After a string of perfect dates, he introduced you to his parents. You thought, "Wow. This could be it." On the way home, he took your hand, looked deeply into your eyes, and said, "You know we're not dating, right? You're not my girlfriend. I'm not looking to have a girlfriend right now."
Where he is now: He tells his friends and family that he "just wants to find a great girl and settle down," but he continuously takes out great girls, lets them know he's a "really nice guy," and then totally chickens out of making any real commitment.