In addition to Britain, YouGov analyzed data on guys from Germany and the US, finding American men are the happiest with their hogs -- 58% said they're content with its size, while just 23% said they think it should be bigger. American exceptionalism, through and through. Meanwhile, German gents came in just above Britain, with 37% of guys saying they're comfortable with the extent of their member.
But all things considered, there is such a thing as too big a dick. Just ask this guy.
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