Reasonably, this overweight bagel worker had the opportunity to consummate the fantasy of most bagel workers. But it seems he invited her behind the counter just to look at all the cream cheese (??!!!), because she was curious (her word), and not because he wanted to bang. It leaves so many questions. Questions like: who is this guy? She gave her name; he withheld his. But how many heavy-set, vaguely Semitic bagel-hockers are left in New York? Why did he put his hand on her back? Was he just a tease?
Like you, dear reader, we couldn't rest until we did everything we could to unite this star-crossed, chewy-on-the-inside couple.
ATTN: All handsome, kind of fat (but nice) bagel sellers who wear musky cologne. Someone wants you to fill her bagel hole.
Help these two lost souls find true love. Or something like that.