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In writing an open letter apology to my exes I’ve realized two things about myself: 1) I keep trying to make booty calls into relationships, and 2) I cry in public... a lot. So to all the men I have cried in front of/chased away, I’d like to say I’m sorry. It’s not you, it’s me. (Except sometimes it’s you.)
Dear Young Westchester,
First, I want to thank you for being the first guy to touch me. You were really hot, so I really appreciate it. Second, thanks for being such a great first boyfriend, but you seriously screwed up my adult expectations. Apparently it’s not common to remember birthdays, express how you feel, or you know... stay until morning. I’m sorry I couldn’t lock you down at 16 because everyone else on this list was not as thoughtful/hot as you.