And once you're there Ima be like, “Hey man, let’s not make this serious. I’m not looking for anything ‘real,’ ya feel? I’m just doing me. You should do me, too.” And you're gonna be like, “Girl, you’re like... so cool. How can I get more of your coolness?” Then I’m just gonna smile and without breaking your gaze, throw my arms up parallel to the side of your head. Doesn’t matter that that’s a weird thing to do because boom. Touchdown. You’ve just been Cuffed.