There’s no reason to be afraid. You’re going to like having sex with me all winter long. Promise. And then when we’re done cupping each other’s budding love handles, we will hold hands and go on Seamless together. I might even let you pick the restaurant. And that’s pretty much how it’s going to be. But don’t get too comfortable, because once those April showers start reaping May flowers, cuffing season (and likely us) will be done -- the doors of NYC’s eligible bachelors and bachelorettes will swing open to the sounds of angels as freshly firmed-and-cut silhouettes shed those extra layers and hit the pavement, hearts and legs wide open, ready for another summery season of single.
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