Post up at a dive bar
We’re a city blessed with a healthy selection of dive bars, which are exactly what this kind of thing is designed for. Seriously, pick any one of them to charm your potential squeeze: Oscar’s, Dirty Frank’s, The Dive Bar, El Bar, Ray’s Happy Birthday Bar -- the list goes on.
Dance your way into their bedroom
Pick up a hottie at The Dolphin, Franky Bradley’s, or any of the dance parties in town. Try to remember their first name, if you can. It’s OK if you don’t, though.
Toss back cans of beer at Garage
With a decent jukebox, skee ball lanes in the back of the bar, and a binder’s worth of canned beers, all the ingredients are there to make some magic happen.
Hit last call at any bar within a six-block radius of your home
Once the lights flick on at the end of the night, take your pick from the other interested leftovers. The only thing better than stumbling home after a night out is stumbling home with a willing partner.