A date in the South Side after 10pm is not a real date
If you find yourself meeting someone at Jack's on a Friday night, you're either there as a wingman, or about to be pulled into an unfortunate threesome.
And if you do end up in the South Side against all your better judgment...
... know that anyone you meet at Dee's has already dated half of the people at Dee's.
If you've dated more than one person here, you WILL run into them again
Whether you're scanning the aisles of Giant Eagle, attending First Friday on Penn Avenue, or simply walking down the street in your own neighborhood, there is always the chance that you will unexpectedly run into one of your exes. Whether you choose to make awkward conversation, or avoid eye contact while walking backwards in the opposite direction, is entirely up to you.