We will most likely never take you on a formal date
"Formal" isn't a thing that exists in Pittsburgh. So unless you both have a shared love of the symphony, don't expect to wear dress shoes until your wedding day.
You will, at some point, date a "temporary Pittsburgher"
This is someone who is most likely going to school at Pitt or Carnegie Mellon and, as a result, has a four-year expiration date. If said individual invites you to go on a date at a sports bar in Shadyside that you've never heard of, there's a good chance they'll be living in back in Massachusetts come fall 2019.
If you live outside of city limits, you're, well, limited
Although most Pittsburghers have cars, you'll rarely find someone from Garfield dating a permanent resident of Butler County. If you don't live on the "mainland" of Pittsburgh, your dating pool just got much smaller. And for the East Enders who don't have cars (points to self), good luck even considering dating someone from the North Side. Also, if their location ends with the word "township," run.