Sex + Dating

Lucky Bloke

Never again drop jimmy hats in front of a Rite Aid checker who won't sleep with you due to your brand preference, and get LB’s monthly, unmarked condom subscriptions sent right to your hacienda. To make your baby-/clap-free life that much more convenient, log on, pick your size, mix n' match brands (Euro imports, get em!), and wait for your rubbers to arrive. Then never ever use them.