Big Kids Block Party

A $20 donation to one of three charities gets you all-day access to this roadside rippah, with free snacks from Ben's Chili Bowl and Julia's Empanadas, plus DJs, an "MJ dance party", cornhole, tattoos (both temporary and shamefully real), badminton, beer pong, 15 kegs, and a 2-story funnel (chapter one: lightning-fast consumption; chapter two: unknown).