To host the Super Bowl, NFL owners will build state-of-the-art luxury suites, install retractable roofs, even offer penis-withering tofurkey dogs at their concession stands. To host a Super Bowl party, all you need is a Mars Made gaming table.
Started by two Boston product consultants, MM makes modern-styled, fully customizable foosball and pool tables, the former in enameled steel, the latter in Italian slate, worsted felt, and either burly polished concrete or welded steel & aluminum (the legs on those look like the machines that f'd up the Ewoks in Jedi). Select your base model, then assign each material (steel/concrete/felt color options) any of a myriad of colors, from gun-metal gray and hunter green to Arctic white and a red the shade of the intense sunburn you'd have if you didn't spend your days playing parlor games. For maximum you-ness, MM will also install wood inlays to match your den's furniture, and do custom print jobs on your billiard felt -- a sports logo; favorite quote; even a self-portrait, so Andrew Dice Clay can roll his balls across his very own nose.
MM also hawks accessories like precision-machined aluminum ball-racks and steel stick racks. Soon, they'll also offer poker, bubble hockey, and darts set-ups so heroic, your friends'll overlook your fridge being full of nothing but fake cased meat.