Though swap meets offer a sea of possibilities, their sheer overwhelmingness can leave you marooned on The Isle of Orel Hershiser Bobblehead Dolls. Improve your odds at the weekly South Park Flea Market.
From the pioneers behind Melrose Trading Post, SPFM's a brand-new market starting out with 50-75 heavily vetted vendors, having turned down hundreds more for lack of quality, or failing the critical "Does this make my ass look big?" test. Gear-wise, Hitch Couture will be selling cowboy button-ups from their vintage Airstream trailer, Tribal Thread'll be slinging hemp shorts and shirts, and Bluestarz'll furnish you with the finest knockoff sunglasses this side of that guy who also has the 105-song reggae mixes. Other highlights include a hand-made greeting card shop that conveys your deepest sentiments ("Made with real blood", "I own you"), a top-tier condiment-er stocking white 18yr-old balsamic vinaigrette, and a pulp-fiction stand carrying stalwart titles like Bigfoot vs Chupacabras (Go chupacabras! Who's an urban legend now, Bigfoot?).