Austin Vipers Return

Led by South Texas Arena Football Player of the Year Keith Clay and Austin-bred QB Deron Ellis, the Vipers outscored opponents 609 to 69 last year, winning the STAF championship and graduating to the MPFL. Root them on in this weekend's first home game, at the Kelly Reeves Athletic Complex against the Temple Panthers, who you can ridicule for just being a bunch of giant pussies. No, really, it's true.