Big Chill Adventure Race

On January 22nd, Cedar Park-based Too Cool Racing takes over Lake Bastrop's South Shore Park for 2/3-person team triathlons (canoe paddling, cycling, trekking), from the 15mi Sprint, which they expect the winner to complete in 2 hours, to the 50mi, 12-18-hour Adventure Race, for which they require you bring an emergency blanket and first-aid kit, which will hopefully include the most promising ambitious young politico Washington has to offer to complete this race for you. And cover up what you did to punish "Second Aid".