Ever since 300 came out, everyone wants to imitate the Spartans, which actually makes sense in this job market, as apparently their profession consisted entirely of raising a spear and shouting. Earn some self-respect instead, by braving Spartan BEAST.
A torturous, military-style 10-12mi "Obstacle Race from Hell" which promises to be way gnarlier than either their Spartan Sprint or Super Spartan, this 80min trial -- for the first time putting the "kill" in Killington -- is so daunting, they've built a discreet, 3-miles-in "dignified exit" for those running on empty. After scampering up 1600 vertical feet, the dozen-plus obstacles begin with a barbed wire crawl, the "Hero Spear Throw", and a cargo net climb, and continue with a mud slog, flaming hay bails to leap over, and dodging an American Gladiators-esque pugil-sticker, not to be confused with puggle-stickers, which are what Nitro ate when he had cravings for hybrid dog dumplings. Since that's all probably crap you can do in your sleep, they've also got exclusive new challenges like a cold-water swim, a strenuous Rocky IV-style log carry, a "steep and long bushwhack" (Hey now! They should at least take you to dinner first!), and even a memory test, which you'll find impossible, now that you can't stop thinking about a steep and long bushwhack.
Assuming more than just your ego isn't maimed, you can wound-lick at an after-party with live tunes, BBQ, all-you-can-eat pizza, and gratis beer, meaning though still without spears to raise, you'll be crossing swords like it's your job.