Proving that His Airness likes to gamble on more than just poker games, What The F*** Is Michael Jordan Wearing? is a new Tumblr chronicling some of MJ's most daring (and dubious) sartorial choices. Lets get right to the worst goods:
Hanging With Tarheels: It isn't easy pulling off jeans that draw more attention than the 7-foot dude next to you rocking dreadlocks and a bow tie.
Supporting the Troops: America's military loves oversized checkered blazers not named Zach Randolph.
On the Cover of Ebony: It's possible that allowing him to be photographed in a reject from the Cosby Show's wardrobe was the final test failed by former wife Juanita.
With Charles Oakley: Oak's skull-tastic purple graphic tee lends credence to the theory that even dudes who once straight slapped Charles Barkley in the face want to be like Mike.