Until he discovered Twitter and started making a new mistake approximately every three minutes, Jose Canseco's career was defined by one gigantic blunder (no, not the steroids) -- and thanks to Heritage Auctions on Maple, you've got 'til May 3rd to bid on that historic 1993 gaffe. That is correct: the actual hat America's favorite twin brother of a boxer wore while heading an Indians deep fly outta the park is up for grabs. And it's autographed! Here are just a few of the many, many occasions you'd want to wear it on:
You've got that 2:30 feeling, but instead of hitting the wall, you want to go over it.
You've got a scalp disease that needs topical steroid treatment.
You're on an awkward date, and you're hoping to turn a sure out into a home run.
Several months after that date you're at a paternity hearing -- four base error!
Roger Pavlik stole your Roger Pavlik hat.
You're avidly reading @JoseCanseco but don't feel like you're in his head enough to really understand the truth he's urging you to stand and fight for. Boom: Canseco Hat.
If your other hats get worn out, it's always humorous to put Canseco in the rotation.
When you need someplace better than your glovebox to store your handgun.
When you just want to look dope.
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