Gym class had the best made-up sports: from Crab Soccer, to Steal the Bacon, to anything where you got to dominate the kid who clearly stole too much bacon. Reincarnating possibly the greatest one ever: WASA's Scooter Hockey.
Now accepting sign-ups for teams of 15 or less, WASA's most-nostalgia-inducing league yet will reprise the elementary school classic for six weeks at Stapleton's massive sports/fitness center Bladium -- also the atomic element in that serum Wesley Snipes used to explode those vampires. Over two 20min halves, players (six per team on the floor) must keep their butts firmly planted on a four-wheeled piece of wood while using mini hockey sticks to score a plastic puck in a tiny net; there's no offsides/ icing/ goalies, but there is a 3ft crease to prevent “camping out”, so expect Les Stroud to avoid this game at all costs.
NASA-trained WASA-trained scientists recommend “not chasing the puck like 4yr-olds following a soccer ball”, and insist that the key to success is spreading the field; more importantly, they provide you all the equipment after registering, so you also won't have to chase around 4yr-olds to steal their mini hockey sticks.
WASA's all about socializing, so post-game, teams will be treated to TBD drink specials at Bladium's upstairs bar: the perfect way to meet some fun-loving new people, and try to impress girls with the best made-up careers.