Slap on some bike shorts (own it!) and head to this six-day/ seven-night fantasy camp, where you'll be put up in a swank home on Arrowhead Mountain, taken on “fully supported rides with pro guides” coaching you on the USA Pro Cycling challenge time trial course/ “Leadville Loop”, and fed meals prepared by a personal chef. There's even “daily bike tuning”, and a body composition analysis, so hope the results for "you owning it in bike shorts" come back positive. Meow!!