He might have issues with homosexuals, and fiscal accountability, and tights, but one site is out to prove that Sepp Blatter is totally cool with black people. That site: Sepp Blatter with Black People.
It really is that preposterously simple: somebody's gone and amassed a trove of pictures of FIFA's be-loathed president with various black men up to and including Mandela, in an effort to show just how open-minded the Swiss truly is, an effort that is of course immediately undermined by sarcastic quips like "If you go for my wallet I'll have you killed" (as if Sepp hasn't already drained that wallet like an undisciplined housewife!). Read on, and you'll find the gent with the excretory last name firmly shaking hands with men he mistakenly believes are President Obama, making a crazy face as if being held hostage by a well-dressed group clearly willing to pay someone else to take him off their hands, and eying trophies lest they be stolen by...one of the most respected crusaders for freedom in the history of the world.
In short, it's entirely possible that Sepp Blatter is not totally cool with black people, but as long as FIFA settles the problems he poses with a handshake instead of suspender-ing him, this site will remain hilarious.