Kentucky Derby @ LAAC

Because the Derby is no longer just for Ashley and Naomi Judd, the LA Athletic Club's got a party where $25 gets you a julep, a whiskey tasting, gourmet vittles, games (including an indoor horseshoes ring) and live tunes from a band whose music is described as "Gypsy Jazz", also what the Utah papers started calling the '96 squad, when John Stockton didn't shave for, like, three days.