Red Bull Crashed Ice

Bookended by St. Paul pub parties (w/ good stops at Tiff's and O'Gara's) that'll include outdoor tents and free shuttles, the three-day, presumably epic Crashed Ice Finals will feature runs of four hockey skate-/gear-wearing competitors battling it out on a widened bobsled-style track at speeds of up to 40mph, making this the fastest a skater's gone downhill since Tonya Harding.