Muddy Outlaw Dash

This Saturday, Too Cool Adventure Racing takes over Flat Creek Ranch, constructing 5k of "Wild West bounty hunt" obstacles including the Calamity Crawl, Whiskey Barrel Weave, and Texas 2-Step. The Lone Star-themed athleticism's followed by free brew/BBQ, to be enjoyed in your gratis cowboy hat and custom sheriff badge -- ironic, because being sweaty, dirty, fat, and tipsy, there's no way you're getting any posse.