Sure, foosball is cool, but know what's cooler? A foosball table that costs more than your car. Behold the BlackBall, a customizable setup offering enough "subtle curves, stunning lines, and irresistible game quality" to have you foos-BALLLIIIINNNN'. Looking like something sent back in time by a far-more-opulent future-you, the BB's myriad standard features include chrome-handled telescopic steel rods, polished aluminum players, a curved playing field, a reinforced anti-shock polyester structure, and a centralized ball return system. But customization can be had by choosing your preferred field color, including LEDs to light up said field, adding a specific logo or image to the sizable supports, and opting for a built-in stereo from high-end French electronics outfit ATAO, in case you need more ways to pump your Jim Jones mix tapes.