Your bicycle deserves this

With carbon frames and ultra-lightweight tires, having a good bike nowadays can be crazy expensive, and that's not even considering the added cost of all those Candy Maldonado cards for your spokes. Saving you some serious dough on pretty much every other bike accessory and service, Bike Shop, open today only.

Parking in Levi's Plaza from 4-7p, BS is a pop-up bike-workshop-on-wheels hitting 23 bicycle-friendly locations across the country in a tricked-out custom trailer they're cramming full of bike hook-ups, which you're no doubt praying involve Reno Raines tongue-kissing Cheyenne Phillips.

Manned by a fantastically bearded expert mechanic from Long Beach, the BS will perform a shload of services on your cruiser for free, including replacing your brake pads, re-wrapping your handlebars, adding reflectors, and fixing your flat, likely with some direction from Chris Mullin & Detlef Schrempf.

And because Levi's is helping make this whole thing happen, they'll have a professional pants-hemmer on board who'll tailor your commuter jeans, add 3M reflector straps to your gear, and pass out complimentary bike totes, which teenage girls will be disappointed by, as they'll think they're totally getting complimentary bikes.

Other fun'll include a commuter obstacle course, bicycle food carts, and Goldsprint racing for prizes, plus there're tons more freebies like a gratis bike wash, bells, custom patches, and water bottle holders -- a much better choice than your previous bottle holder, which was just your brother Shane riding on the pegs.