The skimboard experts hit the streets


The skimboard experts hit the streets
The skimboard experts hit the streets


After dominating the water, you'll eventually want to move to dry land, or at least that's what those crazy, God-hating evolutionists want you to believe. For another fringe group looking to leave the shores for solid ground, check out DB Skim & Skate.

Having slaughtered the skimboarding competition (and in case you didn't know, there's a lot of it!), the dudes behind DB now want you to ride their boards where the asphalt breaks, by dropping a series of four street-ready longboards graphic'd by Northwest artists:

The Wingman: This 36.75in downhiller is constructed from nine-ply maple and boasts shred levers that also make it perfect for free-riding and "progressive sliding" -- a fact that's purportedly led Obama to get one for everybody on his staff.

The Woodsman: Made for bombing hills, this maple-bamboo hybrid allows for increased grip and leverage thanks to DB's one-of-a-kind "shred hump", aka what happens when you and a lady friend find yourselves all alone in a gondola that's piping in Michael Buble.

The Cosmonaut: This ultra-long speed-deck is arted with a steampunk-ish spaceman, boasts a lowered foot platform for increased stability and easier pushing, and sports a springy 100% bamboo layup, but not a slam dunk like proving God invented dinosaurs so men could ride them and put them in theme parks.

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