If you're one of those people who still think The Sounders are just super convenient and affordable commuter trains with service between Tacoma and Everett, or are intimidated by the peculiarities of what is -- with apologies to Lloyd Dobler -- the sport of the future, Ed Begley Jr's favorite email newsletter's got you covered. We're providing a cheat sheet of Sounders fandom so easy to understand even a Timbers fan could do it (but probably not).
Attire, Suitable: Assuming you've already got on some sick Samba K's or Lanzera Jackals and checkered Umbros, you could do worse than rocking a sweet retro tee from either the 1974 or 1983 Sounders squad, courtesy of Throwback Max
Attire, Definitely Not Suitable: No scarves with the Sounders on one side, and another team on the other, as that will only illustrate your ambivalence/lack of street cred. And don't even think about rocking Lotto or Kelme gear unless you want the older kids on the travel team to rip you to shreds. Diadora is fine