Club Songs & Chants: Unlike at Seahawks/Mariners games, waiting forever for your team to score is actually fun thanks to team songs ranging from Perry Como's "Seattle", to "We Love You Sounders" (sung at halftime and fulltime), to a chant of "Sounders 'Til I Die" heard at each match during the 74th minute
Opposing Player You Should Probably Hate: Jack Jewsbury. The annoyingly good midfielder captains the hated Timbers, has an awful chin beard, and weirdly resembles actor Kevin Durand, who is famous for being a d*ck. Sample insult to yell at him during a match "You sucked in both the fourth and sixth seasons of Lost!".
Player Everyone Says Is Their Favorite, The: Cult hero Roger Levesque was with the team since the USL days, is still detested by Timbers fans for his now infamous "tree being cut down" celebration, and regularly reads Thrillist
to see if we made fun of him this week for sweet bar recommendations
Player Who Should Be Everyone's Favorite, The: His creativity and smooth touch in front of goal have made Colombian transplant Freddie Montero one of the Soun... wait, he got loaned to another team? In South America?!? OK, Brad Evans, then.