Starlight Tattoo

If your drunken shenanigans are gonna end in a tat, you might as well stumble to the best: Celeb-inker Mario Barth (Snoop Dog, Nikki Sixx, Jason Kidd) just opened shop at the Mandalay, and'll also be bringing in special guest stars such as Samoan master Sulu' Ape Pili Mo'o and Tebori hotshot Hori Taku San -- who will give you a free ankle shamrock if you can pronounce their names.