Jay-Z lyrics have inspired people to do all kinds of things, from buying specific types of clothing, cars, and Champagne, to visiting one of his luxury sports bars and running up a huge bill, even if you only have the cash for two 40s. Liking the idea of an S. Carter idiom enough to swipe it for their multifaceted hair-trimmery: Clearport Barbers.
A term defined by Jigga Man as the private airfield where he lands his G5s and enjoys never having to interact with you, Clearport's also a tucked-away westside barbershop bold enough to offer massage services and even its own clothing boutique, all out of a red/ silver space with b&w posters including one of be-goggled Buckwheat in a miniature airplane, likely flying away to visit a Spanky McFar-land. Cut combos like the Signature (with facial hair trim/design) come with either a free cocktail or beer; the owner says the selection'll vary, from Kroger-ables to rarer suds like Swinkels pale lager that boasts an aroma of noble hops, also what King James used the other night to make everyone say DENNNNG!!! Gear-seekers can peruse a wide selection of vintage snapbacks (California Angels, White Sox, Supersonics...), denim from Antik, Blue Ink button-ups, and a selection of graphic tees by brands ranging from Polo to Brooklyn-based Out of Print, including one featuring the cover of Animal Farm, which's also a much more sanitary Muppet breeding ground than that Skeeter Farm.
Head to the upstairs lounge and get a $1/minute chair massage, 30-90min full-body rubdown sessions, or have them treat your feet with a proper kneading plus hot towels & stones via the "Foot Fetish", because any hustler knows, it's all about Money, Cash, Toes. What!