Because sometimes you feel less-than-fresh

They're hypoallergenic/ flushable/ clean-scented, they're made using mineral oil, baby wash, and fancy science stuff like Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, and they're for your sack. They're Woody Wipes: disposable sanitizing wet-naps for your man-area made by an AUC grad who actually tested them on local homeless men (they loved 'em!), and who got the idea when he couldn't get his lady to come anywhere near him after returning home from the gym.