Chubbies Winter Shorts

Give your favorite dude a chubbie in a non-creepy way! These winter shorts refuse to drop below the thigh no matter the temperature, and are available in styles like the plaid wool Quick Chub McGrubs, the "amazingly comfortable" navy twill Fleets, and the light-brown, wool-check Einsteins -- which, in accordance with the Theory of Relativity, aren't necessarily for everyone.