Goodbye, old tees

Because t-shirts aren't rocket science (it doesn't even take a masters to lift them off, much less a PhD), grab freshness from Hello Fresco: an Aussie/Austin collab releasing two purposefully simple, cheeky tees a month.

The latest ish includes the deconstructed cubism of Box Eye and YoYo, which encourages interaction via a designated spot on your chest for someone to place their hand, so even without yo-skills, any stranger can make a forward pass.

Older faves are marked by an unhealthy ginger obsession, like the sunglassed/smoking Ginger Pipe and the conceptual Pocket Pouring with a faux-pocket that's being filled with plaid while a red-maned dude clutches the edge, dangerous, because when you clutch The Edge you feel numb.

Then there's the man-as-stoplight Traffic Trio and the tuba-rocking Horn Man, and of course for a man to be horny, he doesn't need an advanced degree at all -- he just needs to be, like, five.