Being a good citizen means getting your hands dirty helping, whether it's volunteering with kids, walking old women across the street, or something else that involves touching demographics who are inherently smelly. Why not get your feet involved instead, by
kicking old people checking out Civic Duty.
Now pimped from the Harvard Square Tannery, CD's an eco-friendly line of recycled, boldly colored, fashion-forward leisure sneaks made from the same lightweight, paper-like material used in FedEx envelopes (so waterproof, breathable), and pre-wrinkled for a "worn" look -- suck it, Robert Redford's old face! Head-turners include:
Styled after the iconic Chuck Taylor, these low-tops can also be worn with the laces removed thanks to "an elastic gore", also what Al's tailor started calling him after installing it in all his chinos.
These classic slip-ons rock a signature argyle heel strip, and come in a number of creatively monikered colors including "paper bag" and "fudge brownie", because you never trust anything less than a girl scout with precious Thin Mints.
For that popular retro-spacesuit-look, there's an elegant chukka boot w/ hidden eyelets and dual holes for venting, finally giving you a chance to fool your girlfriend into thinking you care without using a beer can!
Should you want something even more old-school, CD's got a pair that blends the look of Air Jordans with the high-tops worn by hoopsters in the '50s, but not in their 50's, as those games are just all foul.