Because anyone who's ever seen the suits at draft day knows the NBA is where fashion happens, we've broken down where and when to wear Jermaine O'Neal's debut menswear line, Le Jaunty: a summery collection that "marries tailored styles with a street sensibility" from the only center "known for his discriminating taste" -- somewhere, Zydrunas Illgauskas is shedding a bucket-sized tear
Linen Cargo Shorts
What: Made from a super soft cotton linen, these hoops-length, white dress cargo shorts are literally covered in snap pockets...
Meaning They're Perfect to Wear To: A Nantucket BBQ potluck where you've been asked to bring multiple, single-servings of something
What: Not for the faint of heart, this elastic-cuffed 'breaker comes in black or "lollipop" -- just don't wear it around Lil Wayne.
It's Perfect to Wear To: A chilly, outer-Cape beach party, as long as, again, Lil Wayne is not there
What: Available in black or tan, this button-down has pockets everywhere, and rocks long sleeves that can be pinned up, meaning...
It's Perfect For: The variable weather around a charming Vermont cottage, unless Andrew Bynum's there, because dude just can't stop ripping off shirts. He can't help himself!