Parking Ticket Tee

On sale now at MassArt's just-opened retail outpost, this orange short-sleever rocks both sides of the ubiquitous City of Boston Parking Violation, with this particular one tagging you for a cool $75 and issued by "officer Wood Jablowme" -- but not officer Amanda Hugenkiss, which would be too silly, as you don't have to pay tickets issued by women.