Man has long tried to figure out a way to get out of doing laundry, from turning boxers inside out, and spraying stuff with Febreze, to marrying the chick who works at the dry cleaner...for love! Offering a third, less committed, way to avoid laundry, SWAG of the Month.
The just-launched brainchild of two dudes outta LA (one in the fashion industry, the other the music biz), SWAG's a straight-up subscription service that (for $9 a month) ships you a fresh "sexy" tee, hand-curated by trained professionals "to match your personal style", although where they're gonna find 12 "No Fear Base Jumping Commando Captain-in-Training" tees is their own problem. Ensuring you receive shirts you'll actually wear is as easy as completing their totally fun, non-graded, 16-question quiz that cuts to the core of you with questions ranging from "How branded do you like your clothing?" (so, so branded) and "Which celeb matches your sense of style? (Ed Motherf-ing Begley Jr, sons!) to "Where do you like to shop?" (Wet Seal for Men) and "how open are you to trying new styles" (Depends on what Brandon at Wet Seal for Men suggests). From there SWAG's integrated network of
wizard science magic experts'll determine how best to give you Ed Begley's sexy-but-unavailable look and start sending (shipping included!) shirts accordingly; some of the latest drops include a white short-sleever rocking a giant switchblade comb pic, a Seinfeld special that reads "I've Yada Yada'd Sex", and a black crewneck espousing you to get your own swagger by displaying a bloodied "Sheep Get Slaughtered" logo.
Assuming one tee a month is simply not enough, they're also in the process of opening an online store so you can supplement your monthly allotment with other designs, a thoughtful gesture considering YOUR OWN FREAKIN' WIFE won't even guarantee your slacks will be ready for pick=up until next Tuesday.